-
- Universal
Rx
-
- No
moving parts, no batteries,
- No
monthly payments and no fees;
- Inflation
proof, non-taxable,
- In
fact, it's quite relaxable.
- It
can't be stolen, won't pollute,
- One
size fits all, do not dilute.
- It
uses little energy,
- But
yields results enormously.
- Relieves
your tension and your stress
- Invigorates your
happiness;
- Combats
depression, makes you beam,
- And
elevates your self-esteem!
- Your
circulation it corrects
- Without
unpleasant side effects.
- It
is, I think, the perfect drug:
- May
I prescribe, my friends . . .
- the
hug!
- (And,
of course, fully returnable!)
- By
Henry Matthew Ward
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